Kerry Marie » The Pleasure Garden
Are British guys more aggressive than Americans in the pursuit of hot babes? Here's a partial listing of the pick-up lines Kerry has heard in her travels throughout the U.K. Keep in mind that Kerry was an on-the-bus striptease dancer for a few years so she's heard everything. "Grab your coat. You're pulled!" "I'd love to wake up next to you tomorrow morning." "Perhaps you know me. My name is Mr Right." "What would you like for breakfast?" "You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, I'll have to go home." "Your search is over, here I am." "Fancy going halves on a baby?" "Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?" "Do you have any Scot in you? Would you like one?" "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?" "I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women." There's more, too sickening to repeat.
September 15th, 2017